Why are there not more cards (or any) celebrating MILF, it would be a far better day than Mother's Day... Bring on MILF Day I say, bring it on - MILF MILF MILF!

My Mum never looked like this... If she did, I would have had friends!

Blimey! Look at that body, that is one hot mumma! I guess when you're with somebody like that you actually understand the word "monogamy"